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Your Dog's Weekly Horoscope 2020: June 8-14

Wondering what your dog's astrological week looks like? Check out your dog's horoscope for the week of June 8th, according to your dog's zodiac sign.

Roya Backlund

Updated November 21, 2022 • Published June 08, 2020

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Your Dog's Weekly Horoscope 2020: June 8-14

Have you ever wondered what’s going on in your dog’s head or wished you could read their canine thoughts? Well, unless you’ve mastered animal telepathy, you’re probably out of luck. However, you could always just read their weekly horoscope! Believe it or not, it’s a surefire way to understand how the cosmos are affecting your furry best friend. And if you’re not convinced, check out last week’s dog horoscope and see whether or not it was accurate. Your dog is 100% paw-sitive that it was!

With the sun in charismatic, open-minded, and restless Gemini, your dog is running around in circles and barking about every little thought that enters their mind. Why call them over so you can read their dog horoscope for the week of June 8 to June 14 together? After all, it’ll be a great conversation piece — and conversations are what a Gemini loves best!

Aries Dog (March 21 - April 19)

What’s that sound, Aries? Oh, it’s just the sound of you barking for the trillionth time today. Blame Gemini season all you want, but your mouth has been running faster than all the squirrels at the dog park combined! This astrological season always makes you feel like having long debates about whether or not fetch is a superior game to tug of war. While everyone loves a good debate, make sure you’re not exhausting the rest of your pack with all these conversations! Remember, conversations are a two-way street, so make sure you wear your leash when someone else is talking and use those listening skills they taught you at puppy training school. Otherwise, your pack will start growling with exhaustion whenever you speak!

Read more about your Aries dog’s personality or check out the Aries dog horoscope from last week.

Taurus Dog (April 20 - May 20)

All right, Taurus. Let’s get to the bottom of this canine card statement, shall we? What gave you the impression it would be a good idea to spend thousands of dollars on a doggie treadmill?! Your human is trying really hard to save up some money right now and you’re making it so much harder with your ridiculous paw-chases. In your defense, you are a Taurus, making you a winning combination of couch potato and shopaholic. You had all the best intentions when you dropped a few G’s on this treadmill, but come on, you can just go for a run at the park! Seriously consider returning that treadmill, OK? Unless you’ve already lost the receipt, and in that case, you better make sure you use it!

Read more about your Taurus dog’s personality or check out the Taurus dog horoscope from last week.

Gemini Dog (May 21 - June 20)

You’re having a bit of an identity crisis lately, Gemini. This behavior isn’t really surprising because, after all, you are a Gemini. There are two different dogs living inside you! However, this week, you’re questioning who you are more than you ever have. You might even be considering dyeing your fur some wild color, like neon pink or ocean blue! Just make sure you get your fur colored by a professional, Gemini. Dumping food coloring all over yourself or rubbing permanent marker on your tendrils will definitely not have the desired effect! Suppress your desire to be impulsive and really think this process through. If you don’t, your human will have to take you to the doggie salon to have it fixed anyway!

Read more about your Gemini dog’s personality or check out the Gemini dog horoscope from last week.

Cancer Dog (June 21 - July 22)

You experience things with your whole heart, Cancer dog. After all, you are possibly the most emotional sign of the zodiac. And you’re certainly one of the most passionate and sensitive dogs you know! It’s no wonder you’ve been having such beautiful, vivid dreams lately. In fact, your dreams have felt so real that you’re whimpering with disappointment whenever you wake up! Who can blame you? You’re dreaming of things like bacon treats growing on trees and dog parks where the sun never sets! Why would you ever want to wake up from such dog-tastic fantasies? Keep your snout up, Cancer. While your dreams may feel more exciting than real life, they’re inspiring you to make your dreams come true! Don’t fur-get, your thoughts create your reality.

Read more about your Cancer dog’s personality or check out the Cancer dog horoscope from last week.

Leo Dog (July 23 - August 22)

You're feeling the spirit of involvement Leo dog; you feel it in your bones! (Where are those bones anyway?) It's time to really put in the effort on laying the foundations of your dreams. You can't be afraid to get your paws dirty when it comes to something as big as this. There's a joy in making something happen yourself, a gratification you don't always get. When you build something from the ground up and can truly say it's yours – there's something beautiful about that — it's something no one can ever take away. (And you hate it when they play takeaway!) Whether it's a dog house or an international mega-restaurant chain, it's the right time to realize your dreams.

Read more about your Leo dog’s personality or check out the Leo dog horoscope from last week.

Virgo Dog (August 23 - September 22)

You’re really growing into quite the watchdog, Virgo! Seriously, you’re always on high alert, ready to take a deep breath and startle everyone in the house with your barking. You don’t mean to freak everyone out, it’s just that you heard a noise outside and it could easily be a burglar or an intruder! OK, OK, so most of the time it’s just the USPS delivery person or even just the wind, but you never know what could happen! You’re not gonna let down your guard because the next noise could mean danger is on the loose! Look, your human appreciates your effort, but they did just buy a home security system, so they want you to know they give you permission to take a break, Virgo. Relax!

Read more about your Virgo dog’s personality or check out the Virgo dog horoscope from last week.

Libra Dog (September 23 - October 22)

You’re a dog who cares about understanding where other dogs are coming from, Libra. In fact, this week, you might feel like reading up on important issues pertaining to dogs and learning about other dogs’ cultures! You should get out of your comfort zone, leave behind the confines of your dog house, and gain some new experiences. Why not befriend the Chihuahua and learn about the Mexican region from which they originate? Why not talk to the Shih-tzu and ask why their breed was once considered sacred in China? Even the Poodle has an interesting story behind those tufts of ankle hair they always get at the groomers! By the time this week is over, you’ll feel even prouder to be a dog than you were before.

Read more about your Libra dog’s personality or check out the Libra dog horoscope from last week.

Scorpio Dog (October 23 - November 21)

Are you growling with jealousy lately, Scorpio? And no, it’s not because you’re a Scorpio (your zodiac sign does have a bad reputation for being jealous, after all). It’s because the cat is really overstaying their welcome. You thought you and your human had agreed the cat would be an outdoor cat! Lately, the cat’s been strutting into the house and making themselves at home. Your human has even been falling for their alluring purrs! Who can blame you for feeling jealous? Before you do something rash, you might as well have a talk with your human. You probably just need a little reassurance that this feline freeloader isn’t going to replace you! And don’t worry, Scorpio. You’re literally so adorable. That would never happen!

Read more about your Scorpio dog’s personality or check out the Scorpio dog horoscope from last week.

Sagittarius Dog (November 22 - December 21)

You’re still trying to win over that Chihuahua, Sagittarius. Unfortunately, the process is really hurting your pride. They haven’t responded to any of your many texts and they haven’t even sniffed your flowers! Granted, all your text says is “wanna woof?” and you didn’t even get roses… you got daisies. Rookie mistake, Sagittarius! Come on, even though you’re a good old fashioned mongrel, you know there’s a fluffy little romantic living deep inside your heart. Tap into it, Sagittarius. Your Chihuahua is definitely not over you. They’re just playing hard to get! If you sit down and write them a heartfelt letter where you’re honest about your feelings, the Chihuahua will come running back to your dog house. Oh, and don’t forget the roses!

Read more about your Sagittarius dog’s personality or check out the Sagittarius dog horoscope from last week.

Capricorn Dog (December 22 - January 19)

You’re a hardworking, committed, and serious dog, Capricorn. You’re all work and no play! You’ve got a to-do list that runs all the way down the block, you never take off your leash when you’re going for a walk, and you always make sure to wait patiently before your human gives you permission to eat your treat! However, all this strict energy is making you a bit rigid, Capricorn. Dogs are supposed to be messy, fluffy, and carefree creatures of the land! Let go of your need for perfection, Cappy, because it’s diminishing your canine spirit. Roll around in some dirt, lick your human’s ice cream when they’re not looking, and break the rules a little bit! No one will ever find out.

Read more about your Capricorn dog’s personality or check out the Capricorn dog horoscope from last week.

Aquarius Dog (January 20 - February 18)

You’re feeling a little bit funny lately, Aquarius. Your heart is fluttering like it has wings, your stomach is rolling over, and you can’t focus on anything. You act like you don’t know what’s wrong with you, but you know exactly what’s going on. You’ve caught feelings! Gone are the rumors that you are a cold and detached zodiac sign because you are crushing on that Cocker spaniel as though it was love at first sight. You literally get tongue tied whenever you’re in their presence! Deep breath, Aquarius. There’s no need to overthink your first move! Just walk right up to them and sniff their butt. It might be weird, but that’s what dogs do when they’re in love. No need to fight your canine instincts!

Read more about your Aquarius dog’s personality or check out the Aquarius dog horoscope from last week.

Pisces Dog (February 19 - March 20)

Your social life is bustling with energy, Pisces. Seriously, you’re the coolest dog in town and everyone wants to hang out! Your phone is blowing up with texts and your Instagram page is getting followed by other dog accounts every day. You’re the big dog on campus or something! You love the attention, but it’s got you feeling hollow. It’s fun being so pup-ular, but the truth is, you’d much rather spend time with the ones who really matter: your family. All you want to is curl up on the couch with your human and watch "Marley and Me” for the trillionth time. You’re realizing it’s not about how many people are in your pack, but who is your pack. And the best pack of all is the one that starts at home!

Read more about your Pisces dog’s personality or check out the Pisces dog horoscope from last week.

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