Have you ever wondered if your dog could transform itself into a werewolf? I’m sure if you set aside how much of a pushover they are when they let the cat steal their bed without putting up a fight, there are definitely moments you catch a glimpse the ferocious mongrel that lies within! Believe it or not, if there was ever a time your dog would shape-shift into a mythical creature, that time is now. After all, there’s a blood moon (AKA lunar eclipse) taking place this week, and it’s making your sweet, innocent puppy feel more primal than ever! OK, OK, so they probably won’t become a werewolf, but they sure might be acting a little more agitated than usual and barking at every little thing. Blame astrology for it!
This is one intense week and the cosmos are not playing fetch. If you’re dreaming of simpler times, check out last week’s dog horoscope. If you’re ready to rumble and tumble, then your dog’s horoscope for the week of June 1 to June 7 has all the details.
Aries Dog (March 21 - April 19)
You don’t feel like an ordinary dog this week, Aries. You’re feeling some major “Call of the Wild” vibes and you’ve been daydreaming of exploring the great beyond with Harrison Ford by your side. However, your idea of “adventure” is all wrong! You keep thinking about where you’re going instead of how you’re getting there. You’re spending the day searching for places to check out on Google Maps and I’m sorry, but the parking lot in the next town over or the pet store that just opened up will be nowhere near as exciting as you think! Here’s the thing, Aries. You should just go on a walk and see where you end up! There’s no need to think this through. You’re an impulsive and spontaneous zodiac sign. Let your free spirit lead the way!
Read more about your Aries dog’s personality or check out the Aries dog horoscope from last week.
Taurus Dog (April 20 - May 20)
You’re such a stubborn dog, Taurus! Seriously, when you’ve got your heart set on something, leaving it behind is like trying to pry a toy away from your gritted teeth! Unfortunately, this week, you may be forced to let go of something really important to you. In a sense, you’re going through a bit of a break up. This is really difficult stuff, Taurus. You’re a dog, and dogs aren’t supposed to be so upset! But it’s time to leave the past in the past and look forward. Just because you love something doesn’t mean it’s good for you, and that’s why the cosmos think it’s time… for you to finally stop chewing on your butt. It may provide a moment of sweet relief, but you’re irritating yourself and you know it!
Read more about your Taurus dog’s personality or check out the Taurus dog horoscope from last week.
Gemini Dog (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini pup, you always prefer to keep things light and fluffy. It’s what makes you a Gemini in the first place! Sure, you know how to make humans laugh and you know how to make so many furry friends at the dog park, but you definitely try your best not to get too “deep.” However, this week, you’re being challenged to look deeper into your heart. You know you’ve got a lot of love to give! Things with the Rhodesian Ridgeback are getting serious, and you’re starting to feel as though you’re more than just friends. Love is what life is all about, precious Gemini dog! If you pass up on the opportunity to fall in love “Lady and the Tramp” style, you’ll only regret it later on. You’ve got one life to live (not nine like the damn cat), so you better live it!
Read more about your Gemini dog’s personality or check out the Gemini dog horoscope from last week.
Cancer Dog (June 21 - July 22)
You’re a deep feeler, Cancer. You’re literally ruled by the moon — "planet" of the heart — and it doesn’t take much to get your tail wagging with emotion! However, sometimes whining, crying, and pawing at sensitive things gets in the way of your routine. Truth be told, you’ve been pup-crastinating way too much lately! The way you lead with such an open heart is beautiful, Cancer, but you can’t always stop for belly rubs and emotional cuddles. Sometimes, you’ve gotta focus on getting the job done. This week, practice time management and organizational skills! Just make sure you put your toys away and go for your morning walk before you start reading poetry about dogs getting adopted, understood?
Read more about your Cancer dog’s personality or check out the Cancer dog horoscope from last week.
Leo Dog (July 23 - August 22)
Is that a lightbulb flashing above your head, Leo? (Don’t bite it, you might get electrocuted!) It's no coincidence because you’ve got a brilliant idea, and it’s got you feeling so inspired! You’re such an artistic zodiac sign and you know you’ve always wanted to realize all your creative paw-tential. Others may doubt you, but you’re here to prove that dogs can be artists too! Have an idea for a new song? Strum that guitar with your paw! Thought of a concept for a painting? Drag a brush across a canvas with your teeth and get to it! Just because you’re a dog doesn’t mean you don’t possess everything you need to become the Mongrel-angelo you’ve always dreamed of becoming.
Read more about your Leo dog’s personality or check out the Leo dog horoscope from last week.
Virgo Dog (August 23 - September 22)
Oh no! Word around the dog park is your human is thinking of moving to a new place, Virgo. You’re a stable, practical earth sign and this news is really throwing you off your leash! You’ve probably heard the rumor that old dogs can’t learn new tricks, and you’re scared you won’t be able to learn how to adapt. But don’t worry, Virgo! You also happen to be a mutable sign, making you one of the first zodiac signs to adjust to a big change. You may be sad about leaving your old street behind and bummed you can’t lounge on your favorite spot on the front porch anymore, but you should keep your snout up. The new place your human is moving into has an even bigger yard than the one you had before!
Read more about your Virgo dog’s personality or check out the Virgo dog horoscope from last week.
Libra Dog (September 23 - October 22)
You’re such a charming and sociable zodiac sign who loves making new friends, Libra! When you first found out your human was adopting another dog, you were ecstatic! A fellow canine companion to play fetch with and cuddle with while your human is gone? Sounds pup-tastic! However, as it turns out, your human adopted a very sensitive and easily agitated Yorkie, dashing all your hopes for a happily ever after! Whenever you try to get close, they yell at you (and who knew that tiny voice could be so loud). Here’s the good news, Libra: their bark is far worse than their bite. This Yorkie is freaked out because it’s such a small dog in such a big world. Be patient, because this Yorkie might just turn out to be the best furry friend you could ever hope for!
Read more about your Libra dog’s personality or check out the Libra dog horoscope from last week.
Scorpio Dog (October 23 - November 21)
You love all your toys, Scorpio, but you know the squeaky pig toy is your absolute favorite. The downright ridiculous sound it makes whenever you bite it really gets you going! It literally makes you feel like running around in circles and jumping for doggie joy! However, for some reason, the cat has taken a liking to it… and has hidden it in their dark, shadowy lair (AKA underneath the bed). Not being able to reach your favorite toy has totally broken your heart, but the cosmos are testing you, Scorpio. You can’t let your happiness be so dependent on external things, especially something as ridiculous as a squeaky pig toy! You don’t need it in order to be your best doggie self and you know it. Besides, one day your human will have to grab it up for you anyway!
Read more about your Scorpio dog’s personality or check out the Scorpio dog horoscope from last week.
Sagittarius Dog (November 22 - December 21)
You thought you were over the Chihuahua, Sagittarius, but you’re starting to feel like breaking up with them was the worst decision you’ve ever made. You’ve been missing their beady little eyes, their obnoxious yapping, and the adorable way they curl up into a teeny-tiny ball. It may be time to initiate operation “get back together with Chihuahua.” They’re very upset with you and posting all sorts of cute photos on Instagram in an attempt to make you jealous, so it’s going to take a lot of work! Here’s an idea: Buy them some flowers. Remember how they always used to complain about how you never bought them flowers? Well, now’s your chance. When they see those flowers, they won’t be able to resist you. Might as well throw some bacon treats in there for good measure too!
Read more about your Sagittarius dog’s personality or check out the Sagittarius dog horoscope from last week.
Capricorn Dog (December 22 - January 19)
You really like protecting your reputation for being a strong, capable, and mature dog, Capricorn. After all, you are a Capricorn, and everyone knows Capricorns hate showing weakness! That’s why you keep so many things to yourself, the most confidential of them being the fact that you enjoy the taste of cat food. If your friends at the dog park knew you snacked on fishy treats when no one’s looking, they’ll think you’re a total dork! Unfortunately, the cat’s been meowing all over town and telling anyone who’ll listen all about your dirty little secret. You might feel ridiculously embarrassed, but no one’s judging. Literally every single dog loves the taste of cat food! Dogs will honestly eat anything. You don’t have to put so much pressure on yourself to be better than that.
Read more about your Capricorn dog’s personality or check out the Capricorn dog horoscope from last week.
Aquarius Dog (January 20 - February 18)
Sometimes you don’t really feel like you fit in, Aquarius. That’s just how the experience of being an Aquarius goes! You’re famous for barking to the beat of your own drum and going against the grain(-free food). In a world where dogs are supposed to have a pack, you stand out like a sore paw. And that’s OK, Aquarius. This week, you might find friends in unlikely places. Believe it or not, a colony of cats has an opening and they like how non-dog-like you’ve been acting lately. The fact that you’re so independent and unamused by the doggie antics of your brethren makes you a cool cat in their feline eyes. Embrace it! To be a dog accepted by cats is an incredibly special thing. The other dogs might think it’s weird, but they’re just not on your level!
Read more about your Aquarius dog’s personality or check out the Aquarius dog horoscope from last week.
Pisces Dog (February 19 - March 20)
Have you ever walked on a red carpet, Pisces? It’s so soft and luxurious that you’ll never want to walk on any other carpet ever again. Plus, there are all sorts of pup-arazzi taking photos of you and begging for you to give them the time of day. For a dog, the attention and validation is more satisfying than a stolen piece of bacon from your human’s plate! You could be on that red carpet, Pisces. You could be a pup-lebrity just like Toto, Beethoven, Scooby-Doo, and even Lassie if you work hard enough! It’s time put effort toward your dreams, Pisces, because no one’s going to make your dreams come true for you. You’re very good at dreaming (after all, you are a Pisces), but it’s time to prove you can make your dreams a reality!
Read more about your Pisces dog’s personality or check out the Pisces dog horoscope from last week.