The astrology for the week of June 29 to July 5 is ruff, even for a dog! There may be fireworks shooting through the sky (and terrifying your dog, unfortunately), but those aren’t the only explosions you and your pup are dealing with. As a matter of fact, there will be a lunar eclipse on the Fourth of July, which indicates major eruptions and unexpected emotional shifts! You might think your dog has no idea what’s going on, but the truth is, they’re even more tuned in to the cosmos than you are. Their June 29 to July 5 horoscope is proof of that!
With all these transformations underway, you might feel nostalgic for the good old days, and if that’s the case, here’s last week’s dog horoscope for those of you who don’t feel like moving on. It’s paw-fectly understandable! Either way, the winds of change are definitely upon us, so you better strap that leash on tight.
There’s a spotlight shining upon you, Aries. That video your human posted of you barking the words “I love you” has officially gone viral on TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, and even Facebook! Ever heard of overnight fame? Well, now you have! There are agents, managers, and journalists blowing up your human’s phone, eager to have a chat with you. There is money to be made with such an adorable dog! It’s up to you whether you stretch this fame past 15 minutes, Aries, so think about the mark you’d like to leave on the world. Do you want to be a one viral video wonder or do you want to be a dog they talk about for many years to come? Think of all the good you can do with your fame. Think of all the tails you can make wag with your smile!
So, you’re itching to do something “out of the ordinary,” Taurus. You’ve been staring at the weak latchkey in the gate of your backyard a lot lately and you’re this close to making a run for it. Think carefully about this, Taurus! It’s great to want adventure, but escaping will make your human worried sick. Plus, you don’t have the same sense of direction as the cat. You could get lost! Just make your case with your human, Taurus. Tell them you’re sick and tired of walking to the same park every day at the same exact time. Let them know you’re in the mood for something different. You don’t need to go behind your human’s back — or behind the gate — to have a good time! You can include your human in your adventure and go for a leashed hike instead!
You’re feeling a bit needy for your human this week, Gemini! This isn’t like you. Normally, you’re so free-spirited that getting you to wear your leash before a walk can take forever! You even growl when your human wants to cuddle for too long. Not this week, Gemini. You really need some validation that your human still thinks you’re the “best dog in the world.” Plus, they’ve been getting a little too cozy with the cat lately for comfort. They’ve even been letting the cat sleep next to their pillow at night! Suddenly, your own personal bed (the one you demanded to have, right after you demanded more “me” time) doesn’t look so cozy anymore. But don’t creepily stare at the cat and your human with envy! Let your human know you want more attention!
You’ve been crushing hard on that English bulldog lately, Cancer. While some might call their face “drooly” or “wrinkly,” you think their wide, adorable smile is paw-sitively dashing! However, they’ve been spending a lot of time with the French bulldog lately, and rumor has it, the Frenchie is crushing on them too! You hate thinking of them together. An English and a Frenchie? Adorable… sarcasm. Oh well, you’re definitely feeling a little jealous! Here’s the thing, Cancer. You’ve got to shoot your shot. Don’t wait any longer! Ask the English bulldog out on a date. Take them for a walk by the beach and save a bone for you to chew on together later. If you don’t ask them out now, the Frenchie will beat you to the punch!
When’s the last time you went for a run, Leo? And no, not the run to the kitchen when your human shouts “dinnertime”! The run where you go out into nature, let go of all your worries, and let your hind-legs propel you into the distance. You’ve been feeling a bit sluggish lately and starting the habit of running every day will inject some dog-friendly excitement into your veins! Come on, you’re not a cat. You’re not meant to be sleeping on the sofa all day long, licking your belly clean. You’re meant to be inhaling the fresh air of the great outdoors and getting physical! Plus, all the other dogs at the dog park will notice how in shape you’re starting to look, which will definitely have them barking in applause!
You’re not the first dog to get wild, Virgo. In fact, your zodiac sign is famous for being organized, responsible, and down to earth! Chances are, you were planning to spend the Fourth of July cooped up at home with a nice book. But something’s changed, Virgo! Maybe it was the glittery effect of your human’s sparklers or the red, white, and blue colored treats they got you. Whatever it is, it’s got you in the mood to put your paws in the air like you just don’t care! Why not live a little, Virgo? Let all the humans in the neighborhood rub your belly, take a dip in the pool with all the little kids, and play frisbee with the rest of the dogs. You deserve a Fourth of July you’ll never forget!
Everyone always expects you to be the life of the party, Libra. After all, you are a Libra! You’re ruled by Venus — planet of love and beauty — and everyone always stops in their tracks to ask your human if they can pet you. You’re used to being pup-ular, Libra dog. That’s why it’s so strange that you’re thinking of declining all the many invitations you’ve received to various Fourth of July parties. You simply feel like staying in and relaxing at home! Don’t be pressured into socializing when all you feel like like doing is watching old Nickelodeon reruns of “CatDog.” Because the truth is, you’re probably just feeling a little bit afraid of those fireworks they keep blasting in the neighborhood. They’re definitely pretty, but they’re startle your poor doggie ears!
You may be a shy dog, Scorpio, but that definitely doesn’t mean you don’t love a good chat! In fact, you’ve been on your phone so much lately that it’s starting to annoy your human. You’re constantly texting your furry friends at the dog park, having late night calls with them, and checking social media. There’s nothing wrong with staying connected, but sometimes your human has to call your name upwards of five times before you’ll even notice! It may be time to take a break from technology, Scorpio. Remember the good old days of playing fetch outside and chasing around birds? Dogs are supposed to be rolling around outside, not getting into Facebook arguments about politics!
This may be a capitalist society that you live in, Sagittarius, but you know dogs aren’t built for capitalism! After all, they co-exist and work together by staying loyal to their pack. Sharing is caring! However, you just got a raise at your job taking humans for a walk (ironic, right?), and all this extra wealth has got you seriously considering hoarding it all for yourself. Bones look pretty in the bank, but is this really you? Are you a materialistic mongrel of a compassionate canine? If you use your wealth to help the other dogs in your pack, they won’t forget it! And you know they’ll help you when you need it down the line. Keep up with the good vibes and put your bones where your snout is!
You’re experiencing some growing pains this week, Capricorn. You’re not just a puppy anymore; you’re growing up! You’re learning not to pee in the house, how to eat your kibble without making a mess, and how to politely greet people when they knock on the front door. Your human is so proud of all the strides you’ve made. In fact, they’re holding their hand up and asking for a high-five (which is a trick that you’ve recently learned, another piece of evidence that you’re making so many strides)! Now, this doesn’t mean abandoning the good old days of puppyhood. Just because you’re growing up doesn’t mean the fun has to stop! You’re learning how to have fun in a way that suits the dog you’re becoming — a dog who happens to be SUCH a good little doggie.
You’ve been getting into lots of fights and conflicts lately, Aquarius. You’ve even been comparing yourself to all the other dogs at the dog park! But does it do you any good, Aquarius? Comparing the texture of your fur with the Poodle’s or your running abilities with the Rhodesian ridgeback will only hurt your feelings. And so will arguing about it! This week, you’re learning how to take your ego out of the equation, Aquarius. Every dog has their own journey and there’s no competition. If you think there is, it exists solely in your head! What you should fill your head with instead is self-love and forgiveness. You don’t need anyone to pat you on the back, Aquarius. You know why? Because you can pat your own back. Show yourself some love!
You miss all your friends, Pisces. You’ve been living in your own little world lately, spending your time daydreaming of bacon-flavored tennis balls and bones that you could gnaw on forever! It’s time to get out into the real world, Pisces. In fact, no one’s in a better position than you are to throw a Fourth of July party! And this party isn’t just for canine’s only. You’re a kind and inclusive soul. Your party is a safe space for all species and animals of all kinds. That’s just how you roll! However, you can be a little scatter-brained sometimes, so just remember to actually send out the invitations this time! You don’t want to relive the New Year’s Eve party where the only ones who showed up were the stray cats (and that’s because they wanted food).